Making money online

For many years I have thought that making money online would be a great idea. I could work anywhere anytime. No more waking up in the morning to plough thru snow and darkness. No more sitting inside on warm, sunny days.

Most lucrative way to earn money is affiliate marketing. You don't need your own product, no warehouse. Just a computer and some time.

I'm going to try this for serious this time. I'm lazy as a cow, but I rather make some effort than start looking for a job :)

So much is written about this subject by better and more experienced marketers, so I will not go into detail here (after all, I'm a scanner). Instead I will list some resources. I hope to get some money from them ofcourse, but I have tried them and can recommend them, unless otherwise stated.

The most inspiring book on the subject is

 Tim Ferris : 4-hour workweek

What I like the most is that this book talks also about WHY to earn income online and how much money you really need for your ideal lifestyle. I highly recommend this if you are considering working from home.

New Years Resolutions

Would you wear a badge like this?

I just realized after christmas is soon new year! Out with the old, in with the new. So I'll start to think possible goals for the year 2012.

• loosing weight
• exercising more
• finishing my studies
• getting a job
• ending part time job
• learning french
• learning portuquese (european)
• earn affiliate income
• testing LCHF diet
• sew my own clothes
• keep my home clean

If you can not come up with any of your own, here is a fun generator

New Years Resolutions

I got this year I will jump rope.

MY RESOLUTIONS

I will not start a diet.

I will not start an exercise program.

This is only partly humour. The reason I am promising this is because I have tried to do this for years, so I decided to save my self from the stress and forget about it. No counting calories or reps. No more diet books or exercise videos. Freedom!

Keanu Reeves, best movies

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

 Devil's Advocate

The Matrix  

Natural lipstain (with kool aid)

I was looking for natural substitutes for lipstick/stain. This is what I found

• berries
• beets
• kool aid

what now? We don't drink kool aid here, but I knew enough to doubt. I checked their website and the mix contains among other things;

• aspartame
• acesulfame potassium
• artificial flavor
• artificial color

If it says ARTIFICIAL it's not NATURAL!

However, you CAN stain your lips with kool aid or jell-o powder.

Find advice here

1000 money

If you got 1000 €/£/$ more a year what would you do with it?

I work part time. What I earn is 'chicken change' BUT it adds up to 1000 euro per year. So I've decided to use that to something nice. But what? Maybe...

• vacation

• books 

• home decoration

• cosmetics

• clothes

• massage

• arranging a party

  buy an espresso machine

  start a small online business

  buy chocolate for everyone

  hire a cleaning lady

  live one month without other income

  buy a new computer

  emergency fund

  arts and crafts courses

  excercise equipment and classes

  plastic surgery

  
  

Shoji screen

In traditional Japanese architecture, a shōji (障子) is a door, window or room divider consisting of translucent paper over a frame of wood which holds together a lattice of wood or bamboo. While washi is the traditional paper, shōji may be made of paper made by modern manufacturing processes; plastic is also in use. Wikipedia

The floor is tatami. Wikipedia
I want to have a shoji screen, since my bed room and family room are the same. My boyfriend is also moving in with his black furniture.

His style is very simple (which I like), but I also like chandeliers and huge flower arrangements. We both are very disorganized but would like neat surroundings. The home theatre system needs to look good too.
So I thought japanese style would be the best compromise.

The screen from Ikea is probably the one we are going to get.

I have considered making a lamp from that style too. Maybe I could come up with compatible bedside tables.

Zumba

I am going to buy Wii with Zumba-game. While waiting that I've been checking out zumbavideos on YouTube. Still haven't gotten off my big fat ass, but I'm going to. Very soon.
My favourite zumbavideos now are from ZumbaliciousChick. Go and see.
http://www.youtube.com/user/ZumbaliciousChick

Sodium Bicarbonate

Baking soda
Whitening of teeth
Skin exfoliator
Hair cleaner

Make-up

Classic

• Flawless skin
• Red lips
• arced brows
• black lashes

I'm soo going to get these!

From the makers of the bestest vintage make-up and fashion YT channel.

http://www.youtube.com/user/glamourdaze

Formal logic

Logic is the formal systematic study of the principles of valid inference and correct reasoning. (wikipedia).

Sauna

Finnish sauna
Turkish sauna
Steam sauna
Infrared sauna

Home remedies for urinary tract infection

• drink water
• drink cranberry or lemon juice
• warm bath helps the pain
• take painkillers

If these don't help

• go to the doctor

To prevent

• wear cotton
• wear loose clothes
• wash with water

Salwar kameez

Bombshell

Adam Lambert

Josh Groban

Reading

Photoreading
Speedreading

Organizing

Flylady

Zen to Done

Does this clutter make my butt look fat

Borderline personality

Copying clothes

Rub-off method
----
-Choose a piece of clothing you wear a lot and fits well
- Iron the fabric if you feel like it
3 Smooth the fabric over a large sheet of paper on a flat preferably padded surface (like bed)
4 Pin the fabric and paper together (pushing pins thru them to matress)
5 Trace the outlines of the piece
6 Mark the thread, openings, darts etc
7 Mark the pattern, for example Shirt 12/2011, front piece (*2)
-Repeat on all of the pieces (front, back, pocket etc)

Choose a fabric similar to the original piece of clothing (stiffness, thickness, strech etc.)

Speedreading

Mindmapping

Zeitgeist

Satanism

Scanner personality

Puttylike
Scannertribe
Barbara Shers official website

Payback time

I'm f*****g tired of people talking about things they don't know anything about. Giving opinions and advice without anybody asking for them. So it's payback time.
Some people make a career in complaining. Like this guy who used to be in MTV (-you know what I hate...) He has written a book Why we suck. The book sucks, I read a couple of pages. It tells honestly that americans are fat and lazy. No shit, Sherloc. Waste of time reading that.
Yesterday was a movie night. We watced Melancoly. Like for ten minutes. Sucked! Big time. Watched Simpsons instead. Wich was nice.
Babies suck. They do!

Hedonism

Best invention ever! Philosophy that says what ever you enjoy is the right thing to do. Brilliant!
Eat chocolate, drink beer and smoke whatever. Getting fat, hangover and cancer you may not like. But it's up to you!
Do whatever you feel like (exept hurt other people, thank you). You only live once. Or nine times or whatever, anyway there is no reason to suffer more than necessary.
Ugh.

"Harm none, do as you will." -Wiccan rede

“No pleasure is in itself evil, but the things which produce certain pleasures entail annoyances many times greater than the pleasures themselves.”

Saturday (not what you'd expect)

Today:
Working (not really) in library. Customer asked for depressed, whining songs with fast beat. Very nice assignment.

Rekindeling intrest in speed/rapid/photo reading and mindmapping. Planning about writing about Loli & Gothic. Managed not to borrow box of movie music.

Yesterday evening I was crying and bitching and getting offended about anything. Maybe I should write on bordeline personality too. And satanism. Maybe it's just the hormones. Sucks to be a woman. On the other hand, the other option is being a man. So I'm content this way. Sorry boyfriend, sucks to be you too.

I would like a trip to Madeira, most beautiful place in the world. Having a small christmas party for my friends could also be refreshing.

My three year old daughter wants a princess party and I'm planning on decorating her room princess themed. That's going to be one post.

Stupid contactlenses keep drying all of the time, but without them I'm allmost blind. Damned if you do, damned if you don't (wear them). My glasses would be bottle-bottom thick, I don't want my pretty nose to get under all that stress. And my eyes look like the size of a peanut with them. Not a nice look.

Please correct any mistakes in my spelling. Thank you, come again!

Refuse to choose

http://www.scannertribe.com/